Would you grab his beer bottle?

jocose: Will you sign our cds for us?
Bobby: Sure! Places beer bottle snugly between legs to free up his hands to sign.
kaycob: Do you want me to hold your beer for you?
Bobby: thrusts pelvis forward
kaycob: dying, quickly glancing around to see if anyone else is noticing this
Bobby: holds thrust a beat too long, giggles, hands bottle to kaycob

So there was my chance at immortality and I missed it. I should have reached, grabbed, tapped, squeezed, anything! *hanging head in shame*