Forgot New Moon

New Moon speculation is so old and tired now...let's start figuring out Eclipse! Think they will have a hot newborn cast?

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i swear im not 14

From spinner.com:

If 1994's 'Dookie' elevated Green Day from the Bay Area to national punk kings, 'American Idiot' -- the band's 2004 rock opera which chronicled the adventures of fictional character St. Jimmy -- cemented the trio's status as a world-class rock band. This time 'round, the band is doubling down on ambition.

Green Day's highly-anticipated new album, '21st Century Breakdown,' produced by Butch Vig, is as grand as it is adventurous, featuring 18 songs broken up into three chapters -- 'Heroes and Cons,' 'Charlatans and Saints' and 'Horseshoes and Handgrenades' -- and two new protagonists: Christian and Gloria.

In a wide-ranging, hour-long conversation, frontman Billie Joe Armstrong talked with Spinner about the new album, what he thinks of right-wing conservatives, his love for Robert Pattinson and the two things he'll never, ever do.

Who would you want to play Christian and Gloria if this were given a big screen adaptation?

The girl that played in 'Juno' [Ellen Page] -- I think she could be Gloria. The song 'East Jesus Nowhere' -- I got the title from 'Juno.' There was that one part where the mother goes, "Why are you driving out in East Jesus Nowhere to go hang out with that couple." And it was like, "Oh my god, I've heard of Bumf--- Egypt, but East Jesus Nowhere? That's amazing."

And Christian, I'm gonna say maybe that kid in 'Twilight' [Robert Pattinson]. He's a good actor. There's still more to come with that kid.

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get ready for tomorrow...

OMR

Apparently Robert Pattinson had a good reason for not showing up at castmate and friend Jackson Rathbone's concert up in Vancouver the other night—we're told he wasn't in town!

According to exacting flying sources, sexy Robby touched down in L.A. Monday (with his management not far behind him) and caused quite the stink. Literally...

Kaycob update: well...twicrack has posted that Rob was spotted in Vancouver last night.

And for those of you who are wondering why any of this Rob stalking is relevant, it's because a few of us are heading to a Bobby Long concert tomorrow night in LA. Bobby, who wrote the lovely "Let Me Sign" from the soundtrack, is good London buddies with Robby and Sammy (and Rob was at Sam's Vancouver shows a few weeks ago).

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Run Rob Run!

And now for some classic Twilight videos, please enjoy our presentation of Rob running..









Cedric! Looks like he's skipping or hopping
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so jacksper is single...

I must be totally dense or completely in denial...I didn't realize that pics & posts of Ashley Greene with Ian Somerhalder meant anything but wow look, Ashley has good looking friends who happen to be boys who she happens to take to her good looking vampire husband's band's show.

She's got great taste in men. While at Jackson Rathbone’s concert earlier this week, New Moon’s Ashley Greene was spotted with Ian Somerhalder–or as I know him better, Boone from Lost. They make an absolutely adorable couple, and one witness said that “The two seemed really happy and kissed throughout the show”–which matches up with Allie’s description that they were dancing closely and “intimate and absorbed in each other in the midst of a huge crowd of Twilight fans.”

But apparently, the Alice/Jasper real life fairy tale has been long gone for awhile. According to a months old twilight lexicon interview:
Lexicon - The Twilight fans always want to know the actors relationship status.
So on that note, are you single?

Jackson - Hehehe... I'm single and loving it.

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rob smells...



sure sure rpattz smells of roses or man musk or stinky pits...who cares?? i want to know what alex smells like. and srsly how dope is that black trenchcoat?
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Edward Cullen = Henry Cavill

In light of the interesting Edward pictures that have been posted on this wonderful blog of ours...I'd like to say...will the real Edward Cullen please stand up? And there he is, looking good no matter the angle...

I think Henry is practicing his vampire bite here...

I hope you had a waterproof cover on your keyboard...oh and-close your mouth! act like a lady!

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Jailbait!

Even if you are an Edward/Rob fan, you have to hand it to wolfman Taylor Lautner...those abs...and those tight little shirts hugging his manly curves...he's doing quite well, and you know you are catching yourself saying..Jailbait jailbait! I love you! At least till 2010 when he's legal. ;) It's not a diss to Edward, we still love our Edward/Rob...doesn't mean we can't have other eyecandy laying around. I'm sure that's EXACTLY what Bella was thinking...wow. For once, I identify with her wholly!

ok, Taylor's really gotta find a vet soon, cause these pythons are DEFINITELY sick!

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I'm going into sugery now...when I wake up tomorrow...there better be some good posts!!! read more...

Taylor's Python

"Anyone know of a good vet? Cause this python is sick!" read more...

craigslist is dangerous

so john is having me sell something for him on craigslist cuz he doenst want to set up his own account...randomly i'll get emails asking about it...look at this:

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

do you still have it? contact me 562-xxx-xxxx edward

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is ashley the luckiest girl ever?

so kc and i were checking out the 100 monkey concert photos earlier...which i hate to admit, but taylor is looking pretty hunky...hes certainly growing up...one more year and i might be on that bus as well...but, for now...the real question was:

who is that guy in the hat that ashley was with?

apparently...it's ian somerhalder!!! you might recognize him as boone from lost...

HOT! the eyes...the eyes...

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Would you hit it?

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Dali is UNAMUSED...

by all the Taycob love. read more...

more new moon cast!

Felix: Daniel Cudmore (Colossus in the X-Men films)

Marcus: Christopher Heyerdahl (The Chronicles of Riddick, Catwoman, Blade: Trinity, Supernatural)
Demetri: Charlie Bewley
Alec: Cameron Bright (Leech in X-Men films, Thank You for Smoking, Godsend)
Harry Clearwater: Graham Greene (Dances With Wolves, The Green Mile, Die Hard: With A Vengeance)

check out more at: NMM

what do you think!?!?!?!

EDIT: lots of team demetri and team felix talks...

bean9 minutes ago

I think it's time to ditch the whole 'Team' thing - there's too much side-switching taking place.

Let's keep our options open, girls! :D

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the hotness that is peter facinelli

i never thought so before i saw these pictures on TwiCrackAddict at the 100 monkeys show...





that asian chick is twicrackaddict! i only wish i was that cool... read more...

bite me bite me bite me

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alex meraz interview

this one is for you kc...he's so manly =)

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susan boyle - britains got talent

non-twilight related but shes british...and robs british...so...=)

no embed code: check it out

started tearing up...i've never seen simon like that...


ETA: From televisionwithoutpity.com
Google "Susan Boyle," who was on Britain's Got Talent over in the UK this week, because I've been watching it nonstop; there was a round of people sending it to me for the actual reason I've been watching it, which is sort of prurient and weird, and then there was a whole other round of internet memedom when people got excited about what it's actually about, which is how this weird old woman who lives with her cat sang this song really beautifully and made everybody cry, and was basically Clay Aiken in every way. But the reason you lovely people sent me this clip so many times is that at about 3:59 in the longer version, Simon Cowell does something so utterly adorable that it gives me vertigo. I've loved the guy for what, eight years at this point, longer even than Seacrest, and I am still amazed by how completely cute he can be when he forgets to gird himself against cuteness. Watch it, it's awesome, I can't stop watching it and rewinding that part over and over again like a total cyberstalker villain in one of those movies with Morgan Freeman and the Judd. read more...

KStew for Lord of the Rings Part 4!

So Peter Jackson is thinking about making Lord of the Rings Part 4, "The Lost Chapters". Rumor has it that he's already got his first actress in mind to play the role of Elven princess Cullenblackawatha-our very own Kristen Stewart! Doesn't she already look perfect for the role?! Jackson hasn't only considered in this recession that her superb acting skills come in at half the price of Academy Award winner Cate Blanchett's, he's considered the fact that KStew's lack of need for prosthetics will lighten the budget...but you all should judge for yourselves...

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we are so cool

hi girls,

it's the end of our first day blogging! everyone posted at least once and we had a total of 15 posts + this one...not bad at all...

i have to say im VERY happy with how this is turing out and i hope everyone keeps it up! i still want to work on the template a bit and of course pj is creating our banner, so i can't wait to see that!

here's some motivatin to keep this alive:



thanks everyone!!!

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makes me laugh:)

this girl is soo funny.

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because she loves me

its always strange to me when i find a video on youtube i haven't seem...maybe you have seen this already...if you haven't...check it out!



full version here: because she loves me

EDIT: i guess this is on the dvd...oops! still a goodie though =)


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boy vs man

i better go pick up my RPattz copy of GQ before it runs out...

katiebee8  2009-04-15 12:53 am UTC (link)

Next to each other, you see there's absolutely no competition..Rob clearly wins hands down! Although this does remind me of the bit in the Twilight commentary when Rob says "Where's Efron?!" about being replaced :P

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Yes, Rob's Tongue!

So this is what Rob's tongue looks like...

Edward Cullen and Jessica Stanley-what a hot couple...pfffft.

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Best Twilight Script Ever

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If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest

By Rod Hilton December 13, 2008 651,250 views

On Saturdays, we ask some of our favorite sites on the web to fill in for us. You get to learn about an awesome site you may not have heard of, and we get to watch cartoons in our boxers. Today Rod Hilton, creator of The-Editing-Room.com brings you an abridged version of the screenplay for Twilight, the movie based on Stephanie Meyer's novel.

FADE IN: EXT. WASHINGTON KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON. KRISTEN STEWART (V.O.) Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her awesomeness couldn't be contained in Arizona, so she moved to Washington to stay with her father, who was totally lame and not cool. BILLY BURKE Hey honey. I'm super lame. I got you a car, but it's totally uncool because I'm totally uncool. KRISTEN STEWART Thanks Dad, or whatever. Time for my first day at a new school. Since every coming-of-age story requires the main character be a social outcast, I suppose I'll have to endure being the unpopular new girl until I do something that proves my worth. KRISTEN goes to school and is INSTANTLY POPULAR AND BELOVED. ANNA KENDRICK Oh my God I love your hair you're so pretty will you be my new best friend? GREGORY TYREE BOYCE Can I take you out sometime since you're so awesome? MICHAEL WELCH No way you asshole, I saw her first! KRISTEN STEWART I'd rather watch "The Messengers" than date either of you. Why don't you go ask Anna instead? ANNA KENDRICK Ohmigod I'm getting Kristen's rejects, that's so awesome! KRISTEN STEWART Wow. I guess this is what it looks like when the unpopular fat girl's pathetic daydreams get written down and published into a bestselling book. Aren't well-written characters supposed to have flaws? ANNA KENDRICK Flaws? Oh, well, um, I suppose you could argue that you're a little TOO perfect and amazing. But I don't think so. Let's make out. Suddenly, ROBERT PATTINSON enters. The paleness of him and his family members reach blinding levels while the squeals in the movie theater reach deafening levels. KRISTEN STEWART Who's the albino Wolverine? ANNA KENDRICK Oh, him? That's Robert. He's universally acknowledged as the hottest boy in school but he doesn't date anyone because no girl is good enough for him. KRISTEN STEWART No girl is good enough for him? Man, the excuses closested homosexuals come up with these days... KRISTEN sits next to ROBERT, who nearly vomits in his mouth and leaves school for a week. Eventually, he returns. KRISTEN STEWART Hey, where did you go? Because you are exceedingly mean to me, I find myself attracted to you. ROBERT PATTINSON Sounds like textbook daddy issues, you fat cow. KRISTEN STEWART (swoon) ROBERT PATTINSON You have a bright career as a stripper ahead of you. ROBERT and KRISTEN continue not quite interacting with each other and having no chemistry what-so-ever. KRISTEN STEWART Hey, your eyes are changing color from gorgeous to ultragorgeous. What's going on? ROBERT PATTINSON Alright, you got me. I was acting like a jerk because I secretly totally love you. KRISTEN STEWART Of course! This also explains why the captain of the football team always acted like he hated Stephanie Meyer! ROBERT PATTINSON There's more. I want to eat you. KRISTEN STEWART Holy shit, really? I need to go home and do some waxing first, but... ROBERT PATTINSON No, I mean literally eat you. I'm a vampire. KRISTEN STEWART Hmm. The only way I will believe you is if you carry me up a mountain using special effects from the 70s. He DOES. KRISTEN STEWART You really are a vampire! Does that mean that garlic, stakes, and sunlight kill you? ROBERT PATTINSON Don't be stupid. All of that lore is far too interesting for this movie. Being a vampire just means I get superpowers. It's like being Spider-Man, but sexier. Also, I sparkle in the sunlight. KRISTEN STEWART So that's why why your family moved here, because it's always overcast! ROBERT PATTINSON That's right everyone, this whole movie is a two-hour-long setup for a joke about the Pacific Northwest. KRISTEN STEWART So if you're immortal, how old are you anyway? ROBERT PATTINSON Over a hundred, but to be fair I've spent most of that time working on my hair. The two of them GAZE into each other's eyes with UNCOMFORTABLY HUGE CLOSEUPS for 80% of the rest of the movie. INT. KRISTEN'S BEDROOM KRISTEN wakes up to find ROBERT watching her sleep. KRISTEN STEWART Holy fucking shit! If you weren't so hot I'd have you arrested! How long have you been doing this? ROBERT PATTINSON 2 months. KRISTEN STEWART But I've only lived here one month according to the script. ROBERT PATTINSN Yeah, the script was written in six weeks. Don't get hung up on shit like that. KRISTEN STEWART Oh. Well, as long as you're here I guess we could have sex. ROBERT PATTINSON No, I can't have sex with you! I'd be unable to control myself! I'd bite you and turn you into a vampire! Also I ejaculate boiling venom, so I'd need to wear like fifty condoms. KRISTEN STEWART Wait, we can't have sex at all, and you can't suck my blood? How can you make a vampire movie without anyone sucking blood? ROBERT PATTINSON It's alright, I think this movie already has more than enough sucking. INT. BILLY BURKE'S HOUSE BILLY BURKE is cleaning his gun and drinking a beer while listening to country music. KRISTEN STEWART Dad, my boyfriend is coming over to pick me up. Try not to get dork all over him. BILLY BURKE Okay, let me meet him after the movie makes the film industry's ten billionth joke about protective fathers disliking boyfriends. KRISTEN STEWART Alright. Oh, and also: He's a 100-year-old vampire, don't say anything racist about vampires, okay? ROBERT PATTINSON Hello, sir. It's a pleasure to meet you, Kristen has said absolutely nothing about you because you're so lame. BILLY BURKE So I hear you're a 100-years-old. And interested in my 17-year-old daughter. So, mathematically that's like, what, a 40-year-old dating a 6-year-old? ROBERT PATTINSON Ummmmmmmm... BILLY BURKE Yeah, so my friend Chris Hansen would like you to have a seat right over here. KRISTEN STEWART Dad, you're embarrassing me almost as much as my acting! I'm just going over to his house to have dinner with his family, I'll be back before 11. Unless the ravenous vampires murder me, of course. BILLY BURKE Alright, just bring this pepper spray with you. It's literally the very least I can do to offer it to my teenage daughter. KRISTEN STEWART Daaaaad! Stop being such a loser, I don't need this! BILLY BURKE Really? Weren't you almost raped by four guys earlier in the movie? KRISTEN STEWART Yeah but I have a BOYFRIEND now, which means I no longer have to be independent or physically capable of doing anything on my own. GOD! ROBERT and KRISTEN go to visit ROBERT'S FAMILY MANSION in the middle of the woods, because of course the FANTASY MALE should be rich, too. INT. GLASS MANSION KRISTEN meets ROBERT'S VAMPIRE FAMILY. KRISTEN STEWART Jesus, this place is paler than an Anne Rice book signing event. At least it doesn't smell as bad. PETER FACINELLI Welcome to our ridiculously expensive home. I'm the father figure of this family because I'm the one who turned them all into vampires. There's something disturbing about the idea that I've only turned teenagers into vampires, but let's ignore that. KRISTEN STEWART Wow, you guys are so close. What keeps this family together so well? PETER FACINELLI Funny you should ask. Let me tell you about Count Joseph Von Smith. One day a vampire named Moronula appeared to him and told him to find these golden stakes buried in a coffin... NIKKI REED Knock it off, dad. So, Kristen, there must be something really special about you for Robert to take such a liking to you and risk the lives of his entire family. Tell us about yourself. KRISTEN STEWART Me? Oh, no. I'm just a hollow placeholder for all of the teenage girls in the audience to project their personalities onto. I have none of my own whatsoever. NIKKI REED Oh. Well what do you like to do for fun? KRISTEN STEWART Mostly smoke pot on my porch in front of the paparazzi. What about you guys? PETER FACINELLI Vampire baseball. KRISTEN STEWART Ha ha, no seriously. PETER FACINELLI Really. Vampire baseball. We even have uniforms. Want to come watch us play? KRISTEN STEWART Actually, as it happens, the very last thing on Earth I or any other sane person would want to watch is vampire baseball, but go ahead. They play vampire baseball, which looks exactly as stupid as it sounds to all of the males in the audience. The game attracts the attention of some EVIL VAMPIRES, who actually do the type of shit vampires are supposed to, like fucking kill boring humans. One of them, CAM GIGANDET, notices KRISTEN. CAM GIGANDET Oh man, that looks great, are you gonna finish that? ROBERT PATTINSON Stay away from her or my family will have to kill you. Specifically, we'll have to hiss at you like fifth graders pretending to be Dracula, and then kill you. CAM GIGANDET Murder, eh? That's one hell of a family activity. My family usually just plays Scrabble. PETER FACINELLI The family that slays together, stays together. CAM tries to eat KRISTEN, a poorly directed action sequence ensues, and eventually he is defeated. PETER FACINELLI Kristen's been bitten! She'll be turned into a vampire within minutes unless you suck the venom out! I can't do it for some reason or another. ROBERT PATTINSON Since the whole novel this is based on is just Mormon propaganda for abstinence and bloodsucking is a metaphor for sex, what exactly is this advocating? PETER FACINELLI Look, all I know is that even though it's going to be REALLY HARD, you're just going to have to PULL OUT of her before CLIMAX. The climax of the movie, I mean. He DOES. It's very DISSATISFYING. INT. HOSPITAL KRISTEN wakes up in the hospital, and ROBERT wakes up after her. KRISTEN STEWART I thought vampires never slept. ROBERT PATTINSON Script. Six weeks. Remember? KRISTEN STEWART Right. Well, thanks for saving my life after endangering it by inviting me into your dangerous world. Let's go to the prom together. ROBERT PATTINSON Actually, I think it would be better if we broke up. To keep you safe. KRISTEN STEWART From vampires? ROBERT PATTINSON No, from being typecast forever after this series is done. I'm screwed, but it's not too late for you. KRISTEN STEWART No. No, you can't ever leave me. Never. No matter what. We must be together forever and ever and ever. ROBERT PATTINSON Holy shit, you're a clingy psychotic bitch. Maybe we have a realistic high school relationship after all. They stay together and go to the PROM. KRISTEN STEWART I want you to make me a vampire so that I can be with you, even if it means sacrificing my own life as a mortal. ROBERT PATTINSON So, the next generation of young women are currently flocking to see a female lead starring in a movie by a female director based on a bestselling book by a female author, and in this movie the main character wants to become completely submissive and self-sacrificing for a male. KRISTEN STEWART I love you. Put a baby in me. ROBERT PATTINSON At least the other three books can't possibly be more misogynistic and depressing. They ARE. END OK maybe it's not the best script, but it is absolutely HILARIOUS.

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come on over to the bitter shade

So which one you ladies will be guilty of the following during Bobby Long's show on Saturday:
a) touching Rob inappropriately
b) shaking and crying during Bobby's fairly mellow and quiet set
c) consuming raw fish at Nobu for a birthday dinner (even though you will have other birthdays!) rather than hearing Let Me Sign live

On a visit today to EW's offices, the lanky, swoopy-haired Brit talked to us about his upcoming American tour dates, and the hazards of ancillary -- if still white-hot -- fame. "Rob gets it 99 million percent more," Long admits, "but it's still mad. He and I went to the premiere in London together, and he was just getting molested right and left. For me, it's clearly not as extreme, but it's still amazing to watch. And you know," he adds with a laugh, "there was free booze everywhere, so we got quite drunk and I just kept bothering the guy from Superbad, McLovin'. He was very nice about it."

Long -- whose stripped-down, acoustic style recalls many of the artists he professes to love, including Elliott Smith, Ryan Adams, and the Felice Brothers, as well as more classic acts like Gram Parsons, Bob Dylan and the Beatles -- would prefer to be known strictly for his music, but he admits that a gift horse's mouth is a tough thing to look into: "Twilight has given me an amazing opportunity, and beggars can't be choosers. I mean, it's gotten me to New York for the first time, and I love it here already. Though I have played a few shows where I worry for certain females in the audience. Sometimes they get so shaky, and I'm like, 'Are you OK? Do you need some water?'"

Bobby's music

Also, I think the chances of the Dazzling One to appear at the show are pretty slim since the entire Cullen family flew into Vancouver today. But maybe they can shoot the birthday scene in less than 5 days????

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jackspers bat

more here: jackson and the bat...need i say more?

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