Green Eyed Monster

"Bella, I envy you"

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To Team Jacob

I was walking through the liquor store and saw this!




I would prefer to CullenSwan but maybe the universe is telling us something...lol. read more...

jake & bells

source: NMM

ooooooh...!!! what do you think? read more...

ooohhhh shhhiiiiitttttt

saw this on TCA...it is REAL!

gahhhhhh!!! why is THAT not the official poster?

yeavill: OMG

that IS SEXY SEXY SEXY

i'm tearing again

holy sh*&

omg the book as a f*#&(&g poster inside

how old am i again?!?!

kaycob: help me help me i cannot BREATHE...lvoe lvoe lvoe! umm can someone photoshop my face onto that? kthx.

omeomy: wow. thats so much better. they should really use this. gee he's adorable.
kaycob, do you feel the handcuffs on your wrists yet? if anything, we can use the fund to bail you out. read more...

just goofing off

there's a new doctor in town, would you like him to make your swelling go down?


Yes...I very much enjoy metamucil. I had no idea there were multiple flavors!


I try to wash my hair at least once a week...


Emmett believes in rubbers too! Just like you! read more...

wake up!

ok ladies...i know we had a late night last night...but honestly...why are NONE of you online right? not even omiomy...

from twitter:
RobPattzNews RT @LaineyGossip can you hear the screaming? The shirtless Robert Pattinson pics are about to drop. He has a six pack.

EDIT: first pictures out of shirtless edward kissing bella in italy from just jared. more here. black spots are probably for the sparkle cgi.......


EDIT EDIT: FUCK SHIT ASS DAMN...i hate linking to lainey...but FUCK SHIT ASS DAMN...i can't handle posting these pictures right now...so you'll just have to go there too... click HERE.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: more F'IN SHITTY ASSDAMN...full set of 60 pictures from twifans.

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yea's crack of the day

**thanks to tharealpatton for helping me out ;) read more...

KStew for Lord of the Rings Part 4!

So Peter Jackson is thinking about making Lord of the Rings Part 4, "The Lost Chapters". Rumor has it that he's already got his first actress in mind to play the role of Elven princess Cullenblackawatha-our very own Kristen Stewart! Doesn't she already look perfect for the role?! Jackson hasn't only considered in this recession that her superb acting skills come in at half the price of Academy Award winner Cate Blanchett's, he's considered the fact that KStew's lack of need for prosthetics will lighten the budget...but you all should judge for yourselves...

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