eclipse clip: edward threatens jacob

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top 10

TEN gossip released a list of their top 10 vampires:

These could have been vampires from books, movies or television series.
I chose the latter two, because someone actually plays them, and it gives us someone tangible to base our assessment on.

10.) David:(The Lost Boys): I know, he’s bad..but that’s part of his charm.

9.) Lous de Pointe du Lac:(Interview with the vampire):He tries so hard to be compassionate, but the urges nearly end him.

8.) Angel:(Buffy and Angel): Sexy. Passionate, deep down a bad A**.

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7.) Blade:(The Blade Trilogy): Daywalker. In a world of fictional vampires that are strictly nocturnal, he is an anomaly and spends his days hunting other vampires, fighting the demons within him.

6.) Selene:(Underworld): She’s gorgeous, fast, can fight like nobody’s business, and takes no BS.

5.) Spike: (Buffy): He’s hot, he’s not a good guy (though he has his moments),and Buffy (occasionally) loves him. So, do we.

4.) Bill Compton: (True Blood): Steamy, strong, and very attractive.

3.) Stefan:(The Vampire Diaries): One of the new Vampires on the cinematic screen, so hot.

2.) Damon: (The Vampire Diaries): He’s Stefan’s brother (see number 3), they make them beautiful in a set don’t they? His eyes almost kill me, make me wish to beg him to make me immortal.

And my number one, as if there was any doubt, is the new kind of vampire, that sparkles in the sun, is impossibly fast, and strong. Beautiful beyond compare.

1.) Edward Cullen:(The Twilight Saga): Now honestly, I would have rather put Jasper Hale here (as portrayed by Jackson Rathbone) but they don’t do poor Jackson any bit of justice in those movies. He is naturally gorgeous! But I digress.

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happy bday edward cullen!

happy 108th bday, edward cullen!
http://www.happy-birthday-edward-cullen.com/

whats that? oh yeah and happy birthday to...

this edward cullen...


this edward cullen...


this edward cullen...


and every other edward cullen of our dreams.



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venn diagram

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just goofing off

there's a new doctor in town, would you like him to make your swelling go down?


Yes...I very much enjoy metamucil. I had no idea there were multiple flavors!


I try to wash my hair at least once a week...


Emmett believes in rubbers too! Just like you! read more...

mtv aftermath?

see article here...

*~afterglow*~


So Hot — Robert and Kristen Spotted Together the Morning After MTV Awards!

Robert Pattinson arrived in NYC last night flying in from LA after Sunday's MTV Movie Awards — but let's rewind back to the post-show after party for two. Robert and Kristen Stewart were spotted leaving the Charlie Chaplin House at the same time on Monday morning after they both spent the night in the boutique hotel. After cleaning up at the awards, the costars also shared an intimate dinner date at Cecconi's rather than attending the official party. Kristen and Rob's chemistry was undeniable on stage accepting for their best kiss and we've seen the two looking close out together before many times. Not to mention, we all know just how amazing he looks when he takes off his shirt so our imaginations are going wild. What do you think — are Robert and Kristen really more than friends?

SOURCE: popsugar

omeomy: oh puh-lease! read more...

CW cares

He had two big trucks move in and block the view of the doorway then sent all the extras to lunch.

Then he filmed all of Rob’s closeups and dialogue during the reunion/embrace while all the extras were gone so he wouldn’t have to do the scene with everyone watching.

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She also revealed a set secret: “Extras confirmed the makeup artist was airbrushing Rob’s six pack. They could see it from where they were standing.

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do want

did i just find my wedding gift for the unicorn and yeacob on twifans? GO MR.B!!! read more...

hypothetical gay world

Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Edward all the way.

Why is that?
He's steamy!

read the rest of the hIlarious interview with marc malkin, here. read more...

kill me

robertpattinsonwho

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what edward was really thinking

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no spots

someone on twifans photoshopped out the black spots on robs face/body...deliciousness...


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wake up!

ok ladies...i know we had a late night last night...but honestly...why are NONE of you online right? not even omiomy...

from twitter:
RobPattzNews RT @LaineyGossip can you hear the screaming? The shirtless Robert Pattinson pics are about to drop. He has a six pack.

EDIT: first pictures out of shirtless edward kissing bella in italy from just jared. more here. black spots are probably for the sparkle cgi.......


EDIT EDIT: FUCK SHIT ASS DAMN...i hate linking to lainey...but FUCK SHIT ASS DAMN...i can't handle posting these pictures right now...so you'll just have to go there too... click HERE.

EDIT EDIT EDIT: more F'IN SHITTY ASSDAMN...full set of 60 pictures from twifans.

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i found this note

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for the single ladies...

and the not so single ladies. here are a few links from some of our fave sites...ways to help you cope, how to deal with crushed expectations, discussion of the elusive "unicorn". however, our lives are still ruined.

Lauren's Bite: realistic expectations with reality checks like:
(6) Regular guys don't run in, save you from a run-away-car, smash their body into and inflict zero battle wounds to their beautiful bouffant of a hair-do.

Letters to Twilight includes helpful info such as:
Step 3: Tell him that if he watched Twilight with you, you’ll hook-up with him after. read more...

into the "wild"

im back from camping! but just because i was away from civilization, doesnt mean the twisession stops...damn it...here are some examples - i am j below:

all: hi!!!

c: we are surrounded by a ton of girl scouts! indian princesses with their dads...

s: they are SO loud

<next day while the princesses are playing games in the field>

dads: scream as loud as you can

princesses: <screeeeeaaaaaaam>

j: they interviewed rob once about the screaming girls and he said that its like the sound at the gates of hell

all: <stares blankly at j in disapointment>

j: who else is coming?

d: xxx, she went out with justin chon...

j: justin chon, justin chon? <under breath> i added justin chon on facebook to be one step closer to robert pattinson

d: hahahahaha

<dads riding bikes nearby with princesses>

dad: come on, wolfpack!

j: <spins head around> wolfpack?

r: ...white person!

j: <whisper> you mean, pale faces...

r: play some music!

c: jack johnson is SO good live

j: have you heard of bobby long?

e: they setup a tepee!

camping with jacob

camping with edward (the tent even has a built in light inside)

<playing wiffleball>

b: <crack>

j: like lightning...

<some girls talking nearby>

c: sure sure

j: <thinks> could she be? do you think? i might scare her...better not ask...

r: take a picture of this burrito that i made!

j: do you want to be in it? or just the burrito?

r: just the burrito

s: <looks at picture> you need a better hand model

j: <thinks to self> rpattz was a hand model

i'm sure there was more and if i think of it i'll add it later...def had muliple rob conversations, especially saying NOT to call him the "twilight guy" because hes SO much more than that...he is #1...always and forever...

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lolcats!

I received an urgent text from jocose today while she's out in the woods camping:

From my sister: I went to an animal shelter and there were 4 kittens named edward, alice, jacob, and emmett. Edward was being anti-social.

Clearly the Jacob kitty should be named Jasper. Jacob would look more like this...
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r u jealous of my single life?

in light of recent discussion of being single and never being able to date again, these seemed appropriate...




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greatness

fantastic article about rob over at the independent:

Robert Pattinson - A Hogwarts wizard in vampire heaven

Robert Pattinson's death in 'Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire' was only the beginning. James Mottram meets the heart-throb blood-sucker who has now
found the essence of Salvador Dali

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this is a must read, he never ceases to amaze me... read more...

ohhh henry

click on the pics cuz he's even more delicious in high-res

note to yeavill: don't forget to breathe







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