monsieur handjob

from a silly interview over at the guardian

At times Pattinson sounds grown-up, but he also lapses into adolescent silliness. Ask if he has a fake hotel name and the giggling starts: "I was Clive Handjob in Paris. Everyone in the hotel called me 'Monsieur Handjob'. That was good, cheap fun."

"I do really intellectually highbrow stuff in my downtime. I read first-edition Shakespeare. I write poetry. I'm trying to get my masters in neuroscience. That's the kind of guy I am."

He was given a personal trainer and, for the first time, got himself a six pack.
ummm yeah right! beneath the dazzle, i see no evidence of a six-pack. just tummy hair!