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damn...twilight always finds a way to impact every aspect of our lives...


source: making of interview with melissa rosenberg (screenwriter)

i thought at least watching dexter would be twilight-free...not so much...ruined.

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umm...

dear oasd,

so earlier i had a post about this whole remember me thing and how crazy it got when we were away this weekend. i really dont know how to post about it! there are SO many pictures and so many videos that im lost. its too much. hes too much. i hate him. i love him. i lvoe him.

so ruined,

jocose

ps look at his fingers at 2:06

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RIP: dob - june 2, 2003

plug in your dob (date of birth) above. we didn't know it at the time, but we might as well have died 6 years ago to this day. that was the night that stephenie meyer had a dream:

... two people were having an intense conversation in a meadow in the woods. One of these people was just your average girl. The other person was fantastically beautiful, sparkly, and a vampire. They were discussing the difficulties inherent in the facts that A) they were falling in love with each other while B) the vampire was particularly attracted to the scent of her blood, and was having a difficult time restraining himself from killing her immediately.

so, happy birthday to the twilight dream...and the end of our lives...ruined...forever. read more...

rip your heart to shreds

little does he know...our hearts have already been ripped to shreds... read more...

6 drinks + fanfic + sharkboy threats + beautiful guly = LVOE

jocose: fuck
i ahve to go
damn it
but at least it closes at 12
then i can come home
and read 2 more chapter
heehee
me: hahah go
real life is important
makes the fake life that much sweeter
Sent at 10:26 PM on Wednesday

jocose: ok home
time to read more
yay!
me: haha
jocose: im so buzzed right now
me: biem was watching twilight with commentary
jocose: yaeh
me: i've been staring at .gifs
jocose: she texted me
hahahaahahah
we are all awedsome
i lvoe it
i feel like i have contact on right now
my eyes are so dry
Sent at 12:36 AM on Thursday

jocose: therye still there
i just left
but i got there
and had 6 drinks
in one hour
death
me: oh fuck lol
jocose: what gifs are you looking at
me: what u tryin to prove girl?
awesome ones
that i will post
jocose: you gotta stop the rob hate
hahaha
jocose: or im goign to start o have to make some taylro hate
me: lol no hate
its all in loveeee
jocose: like pictures of him fromlike
shark boy
when hes SUPER young
me: LOL
jocose: im ok though
i love rob
no matter what
i know hes ugly
i dont care
me: whattttttt
hes not ugly
jocose: its beautiful guly
ugly
his eyes are uneven
and his nose is fucked
but i love it
i LVOE it
oh
and he has british teeth
hahahahaha
me: does he have bad teeth?
no he doesnt!!
jocose: he doooooes
its not TAHT bad
but its ...not good
its not like chuck
but its still british nashers
but i love him
i love him
his imperfections make him perfect
Sent at 12:44 AM on Thursday

me: i made a post for you
jocose: oh shit
haha
must check
btw
you have to read this
me: the fanfic?
jocose: yeah
im radin ti now
and jut have this huge smile on my face
its aweome
its his upper lip
he dosnt have one
me: i think thats true of a lot of brit men
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As if he needed a cage!

It's impossible for him to take a bad picture. IMPOSSIBLE.





















a few more set pics over at twilight gossip read more...

for the single ladies...

and the not so single ladies. here are a few links from some of our fave sites...ways to help you cope, how to deal with crushed expectations, discussion of the elusive "unicorn". however, our lives are still ruined.

Lauren's Bite: realistic expectations with reality checks like:
(6) Regular guys don't run in, save you from a run-away-car, smash their body into and inflict zero battle wounds to their beautiful bouffant of a hair-do.

Letters to Twilight includes helpful info such as:
Step 3: Tell him that if he watched Twilight with you, you’ll hook-up with him after. read more...

screw you rob!!!!

Robert Pattinson reveals during the interview that he is cautious about being around other people now–“I’m always really worried about ruining their lives. Especially with people that aren’t famous. It’s such a massive change. I’m kind of a paranoid wreck. I’ve eaten a lot of room service.” more from the ET interview read more...