weapon of mass seduction

random acts of rob has these HILARIOUS pictures of rob and his "weapon of mass seduction"...LOL!!!

Is that what I think it is snaking down his leg...*DEAD* Click on the pic for the super ginormous control ++++ version.

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rob pic spam

Lion & Lamb Love has an "avalanche" of candid pics of rob in cannes...enjoy!

also, here is a funny fan encounter from laineys friend, laura. read more...

le grand journal

finally an english subtitled version of rob on le grand journal...he mentions arsenal and clive handjob again =)

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falling

rpattz daily has lainey talking about rob on the red carpet:

We were exchanging stories about psycho stalker exes when Robert Pattinson sauntered in – as I tweeted last night – looking like a boy on top of the world. It’s been a triumphant first festival for him, especially since it’s not like he has a film entry. But Cannes is about the full court pimp. And Pattinson has solidified his new super celebrity status as Summit successfully maneuvered their golden boy through Cannes this week culminating on the carpet last night at Inglourious Bastards where he received a very, very enthusiastic welcome. Some girl collapsed, fell to her knees, when his image was beamed up on the big screen. She was young though. Forgiveable. Thankfully no twi-hard adult lunatics, at least in my vicinity, decided to embarrass themselves.

and this video from paul allen's yacht party...



Arrives @ 1:40 and leaves @ 3:58...paps fall TWICE! read more...

$55k kisses

eonline reports:

Robert Pattinson gives good lip service.

Kisses from the man himself were just auctioned off for oodles of money at the Cannes Film Festival.

R.Patzz was a guest at tonight's über-chic amfAR benefit, sitting at a table with Italian designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana (yes, Rob was in a D&G tux) and French Vogue Editor-in-Chief Carine Roitfeld.

Movie mogul Harvey Weinstein joked from the stage that his daughters changed their last name to Pattison after they saw Twilight. "Harvey then suggested auctioning off an opportunity for someone's daughter to meet and get a kiss on the cheek from Pattinson," a fellow partygoer says. "There were two bidders who paid
20,000 euros each for their daughters to have that kiss."

In U.S. cash, that's about $55,000!

"Harvey put him on the spot, in a playful way," my source says. "And Rob agreed to it in his usual brooding, modest way."

P.S.: The winning bidders were not the parents of Kristen Stewart or Nikki Reed.

Also at the annual AIDS benefit were former prez Bill Clinton, Sharon Stone, Josh Hartnett, Elizabeth Hurley and professional partyers Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt.

how much would you pay? more pictures here.

UPDATE: video and more pictures at robert pattinson online

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have you been working out?!

video interview...WATCH...

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it just keeps getting better

dont forget to breathe...glorious...

and stop giggling to yourself...thats my job =P how does he take it? they sound sorta like pigeons...

i f'in LVOE him!!!

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sparkles not needed

i LOVE these photos of rob (pronounced rah-bear in french) at the cannes photocall on zimbio. also check out the full interview with the risky biz (hollywood reporter) on robert pattinson umlimited.

THR: What’s the schedule for “New Moon”?

Pattinson: We’ve got four days left on the shoot for this. I’m going to Italy for the remaining days of the shoot.

THR: And then?

Pattinson: Then I’m going straight into filming (the relationship drama) "Remember Me,” then have just three days off before going back to finishing up the third instalment in the “Twilight” series, “Eclipse.” After that I am doing a film “Unbound Captives.” I can’t say much about that but I know the script needs me to learn Comanche! Maybe it’ll be like in “Dances With Wolves!” My part is entirely in Comanche, ha ha.

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THR: What’s the script about?

Pattinson: I read somewhere it was being described as the modern day “Love Story.” It isn’t anything like “Love Story.” It (“Remember Me”) is really hard to describe. It about a 23-year-old guy and knowing someone for six weeks. You don’t just fall in love and say, I’m in love, after six weeks. It’s really a relationship story. It’s very natural and the characters are incredibly real and well scripted. It’s one of the few scripts I’ve read where you finish and realize you didn’t really want it to end. I have no qualms in saying that (writer) Jenny (Lumet) is a genius.

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france again

twifans addresses why robert is going to france:

Just got word that The Summer House is being shown at the Cannes Film Festival!!! The film will be shown at the Short Film Corner on Thursday, May 14th and Friday, May 15. Now we just wait and see if Robert shows up like the rumors have been saying!!

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