On A Special Diet

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

robs leading lady

summit is currently casting for the lead female role in remember me...contact information for submitting your headshot and resume can be found here:

Remember Me
Joanna Colbert
Colber / Mento Casting
9720 Wilshire Blvd.
4th Floor
Beverly Hills CA 90212 read more...

kstews recent happiness

people have noticed that in kstews recently outings with her bf that shes actually SMILING...saw this over at twilight gossip:

"…the sweater Kristen’s boyfriend is wearing in the latest Vancouver-shots is a
pro-drug sweater. “Bevar Christiania” means “Preserve Christiania”. Christiania
is a district in Copenhagen (which is Denmarks capitol) where drugs were sold
open in booths by the streets. It had been like this since the seventies and the
danish government didn´t care much. It has been a refuge for people with
alternate lifestyles and hippies and people from all over Denmark and Sweden
went there to purchase “legal” drugs, mostly marijuana."

For those of you who are interested in reading more of this or would like futhur information, Click here

taaaattttooooooooo

here it is ladies:

even pathetic rob is fantastic

thanks rpattz daily read more...

100th POST!!!!!

The posting honors for our 100th post go to our very own resident unicorn! Check back here later for a post of epic magnitude. read more...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

what about the bbf?

saw a couple posts today about the Do's and Don't's when meeting Rob on LTR and this one below from Random Acts of Rob:

..a perfect time to talk about f*cking fan etiquette. Okay so seriously, what are ~~fangirls~~ people thinking when they meet Rob, no wonder the poor guys feels like uncomfortable.

1. Rob is not a stripper pole, you don’t need to hang off of him. Bad fangirl, down.
2. You are not a sweater & Rob is not cold, stop draping all over him.
3. Stop screaming at him. What The F*ck.
4. Dudes stop looking at Rob like what the f*ck is so great about him. You will NEVER understand…so don’t try.
5. Dudes, stop dressing like Rob, you can’t pull off the beanie so GIVE UP!
6. Get the camera phones out of the poor guys face.
7. Unicorns in the crowd, stop trying to act so f*cking cool, like you don’t care. We know you do.
8. Freaking out chick who keeps following Rob around the street (and showing up in every picture) BACK AWAY! Although I have to say you make me smile-laugh.
9. If you are going to corner Rob, please at least buy him a beer. He should be double fisted at all times (fantasizing in 3-2-1 *poof*)
10. Personal space, personal space, personal space.
11. Don’t ask him to hold you like Bella, we all know how he’ll respond to that one LMFAO.
12. Don’t get in NRank’s way!
13. Don’t ask him to sign your Twilight book *that just makes me cringe* Ask him to sign a picture of The Tuck LOL
14. Don’t follow him to the bathroom (because he’ll be in there with me *wink wink*)
15. Remember he’s a normal guy who puts his pants (the 3 pairs of pants he owns) on one leg at a time. *phew that is an image I’ll leave you with, close your eyes and ponder it*

i wonder how they would feel about the beer bottle fail...lol read more...

deface my face pls

From inkedmag.com
The blood-sucking vampire from Twilight on wanting more tattoos, causing trouble in boarding school, and dealing with rabid groupies

INKED: Let's talk tattoos. How many do you have?
JACKSON RATHBONE: I only have one right now, but I definitely plan on getting more. My friends and I were kind of the bad kids in school, the troublemakers. We went to Interlochen Arts Academy, this really great boarding school in Michigan, and there were six of us who were always acting out against authority. The school administration was like, "Stay away from those boys-they're ‘Lost Boys,'" so that's what everyone called us. When I was 18, I got a tattoo that says, "I'm lost."

What kind of shenanigans did you guys get into?
Remember the prohibition era? It was kind of like that.

Did you have a speakeasy in your dorm room?
Let's just say we had a lot of alcohol on the premises that we weren't supposed to have. We kept whiskey in shampoo bottles and vodka in conditioner bottles. A few of my friends were actually expelled.

You're in a band too, called 100 Monkeys. So who's wilder-the 100 Monkeys groupies or the Twilight groupies?
We're just so happy to have fans at all. The 100 Monkeys fans are wild-one of my band mates once got molested in a bathroom after a show. The Twilight fans are so amazing-they're always asking me to sign stuff, like their faces, or their cell phones. I'm like, I don't want to de-face your cell phone! And I especially don't want to de-face your face.

Are you signed on for the next Twilight movie, New Moon?
Wait, there's another one? [Laughs.] Just kidding. Yes, I'm on board. I actually go up to Toronto to start training in a few days.

What other tattoos do you plan on getting?
I'd love to get the Rathbone family crest on my back-it would take up my whole back. Our motto is "Suaviter et Fortiter," which means "nicely, but firmly." My dad always taught me that you've got to give respect to get respect, and you've got to give love to get love. Makes sense, right? read more...

running away

amazing...the fountain (2:03)...GAH...the fans are SO good... read more...

Monday, April 27, 2009

for the single ladies...

and the not so single ladies. here are a few links from some of our fave sites...ways to help you cope, how to deal with crushed expectations, discussion of the elusive "unicorn". however, our lives are still ruined.

Lauren's Bite: realistic expectations with reality checks like:
(6) Regular guys don't run in, save you from a run-away-car, smash their body into and inflict zero battle wounds to their beautiful bouffant of a hair-do.

Letters to Twilight includes helpful info such as:
Step 3: Tell him that if he watched Twilight with you, you’ll hook-up with him after. read more...

too many twigs

<3 his expression at 5:50...chatter in the comments about him playing garrett...what do you think?

some more eye candy:

cakes cakes cakes

note to yeavill: i know ur in the midst of wedding plans, so we would like to make suggestions for your wedding cake!

thx newmoonmovie.org! read more...

try not to smile

saw this over at robsessed...just TRY:

oh boys boys boys

i can't stand the song but just tooo beautiful to pass up. read more...

tattoo on my ASS???

how would it look...just imagine... read more...

this man is LETHAL

listen to me...just click this to see the HQ and then go run and hide. it's the only way to survive.

As if I needed all that! As if you could stop me!

I can't even handle the pics on this post. Just click on this rpattzdaily link and go. You have been warned. read more...

into the "wild"

im back from camping! but just because i was away from civilization, doesnt mean the twisession stops...damn it...here are some examples - i am j below:

all: hi!!!

c: we are surrounded by a ton of girl scouts! indian princesses with their dads...

s: they are SO loud

dads: scream as loud as you can

princesses: <screeeeeaaaaaaam>

j: they interviewed rob once about the screaming girls and he said that its like the sound at the gates of hell

all: <stares blankly at j in disapointment>

j: who else is coming?

d: xxx, she went out with justin chon...

j: justin chon, justin chon? <under breath> i added justin chon on facebook to be one step closer to robert pattinson

d: hahahahaha

dad: come on, wolfpack!

j: <spins head around> wolfpack?

r: ...white person!

j: <whisper> you mean, pale faces...

r: play some music!

c: jack johnson is SO good live

j: have you heard of bobby long?

e: they setup a tepee!

camping with jacob

camping with edward (the tent even has a built in light inside)

b: <crack>

j: like lightning...

c: sure sure

j: <thinks> could she be? do you think? i might scare her...better not ask...

r: take a picture of this burrito that i made!

j: do you want to be in it? or just the burrito?

r: just the burrito

s: <looks at picture> you need a better hand model

j: <thinks to self> rpattz was a hand model

i'm sure there was more and if i think of it i'll add it later...def had muliple rob conversations, especially saying NOT to call him the "twilight guy" because hes SO much more than that...he is #1...always and forever...