saw a couple posts today about the Do's and Don't's when meeting Rob on LTR and this one below from Random Acts of Rob:
i wonder how they would feel about the beer bottle fail...lol..a perfect time to talk about f*cking fan etiquette. Okay so seriously, what are
fangirlspeople thinking when they meet Rob, no wonder the poor guys feels like uncomfortable.
1. Rob is not a stripper pole, you don’t need to hang off of him. Bad fangirl, down.
2. You are not a sweater & Rob is not cold, stop draping all over him.
3. Stop screaming at him. What The F*ck.
4. Dudes stop looking at Rob like what the f*ck is so great about him. You will NEVER understand…so don’t try.
5. Dudes, stop dressing like Rob, you can’t pull off the beanie so GIVE UP!
6. Get the camera phones out of the poor guys face.
7. Unicorns in the crowd, stop trying to act so f*cking cool, like you don’t care. We know you do.
8. Freaking out chick who keeps following Rob around the street (and showing up in every picture) BACK AWAY! Although I have to say you make me smile-laugh.
9. If you are going to corner Rob, please at least buy him a beer. He should be double fisted at all times (fantasizing in 3-2-1 *poof*)
10. Personal space, personal space, personal space.
11. Don’t ask him to hold you like Bella, we all know how he’ll respond to that one LMFAO.
12. Don’t get in NRank’s way!
13. Don’t ask him to sign your Twilight book *that just makes me cringe* Ask him to sign a picture of The Tuck LOL
14. Don’t follow him to the bathroom (because he’ll be in there with me *wink wink*)
15. Remember he’s a normal guy who puts his pants (the 3 pairs of pants he owns) on one leg at a time. *phew that is an image I’ll leave you with, close your eyes and ponder it*
in my defense of the beer bottle fail, it's not like I'm the one who stuck my crotch out and invited Bobby in to grab it...that was all Bobby. i was just too frozen to move at that point. so there.
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