into the "wild"

im back from camping! but just because i was away from civilization, doesnt mean the twisession stops...damn it...here are some examples - i am j below:

all: hi!!!

c: we are surrounded by a ton of girl scouts! indian princesses with their dads...

s: they are SO loud

<next day while the princesses are playing games in the field>

dads: scream as loud as you can

princesses: <screeeeeaaaaaaam>

j: they interviewed rob once about the screaming girls and he said that its like the sound at the gates of hell

all: <stares blankly at j in disapointment>

j: who else is coming?

d: xxx, she went out with justin chon...

j: justin chon, justin chon? <under breath> i added justin chon on facebook to be one step closer to robert pattinson

d: hahahahaha

<dads riding bikes nearby with princesses>

dad: come on, wolfpack!

j: <spins head around> wolfpack?

r: ...white person!

j: <whisper> you mean, pale faces...

r: play some music!

c: jack johnson is SO good live

j: have you heard of bobby long?

e: they setup a tepee!

camping with jacob

camping with edward (the tent even has a built in light inside)

<playing wiffleball>

b: <crack>

j: like lightning...

<some girls talking nearby>

c: sure sure

j: <thinks> could she be? do you think? i might scare her...better not ask...

r: take a picture of this burrito that i made!

j: do you want to be in it? or just the burrito?

r: just the burrito

s: <looks at picture> you need a better hand model

j: <thinks to self> rpattz was a hand model

i'm sure there was more and if i think of it i'll add it later...def had muliple rob conversations, especially saying NOT to call him the "twilight guy" because hes SO much more than that...he is #1...always and forever...