On A Special Diet

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Edward vs Jacob: teeth vs lips

latest pics of our vamp & wolf. so who wins this round???

next twi-event?

speaking of little ashes, the uci edwards theater will start showing the movie on friday, may 8th...who's game? read more...

please do this

Taken from Robsessed

Are you ready to be the next Laura
Culpepper? Do you think you have the mental strength to handle it? Are you
not going to be a blabbering idiot if you win? Well MTV and Coke are willing to
give you a chance. You can go HERE and enter the contest. This is
not the exact thing Laura won, she won the Twilight Super Fan thingy, this is
more broad. You'll be an MTV correspondent but you KNOW Rob will be there
'cause y'all
voted right? :) It's not a random drawing, you have to WIN this. Here is
what Emily sent us:

This is not a random drawing. Registrants need to prove their movie
knowledge and on-screen personality to enter. They have to make their case in
250 words or less saying why they are worthy of working side-by-side and
behind-the-scenes with MTV’s News correspondents.

To register: http://mtvcokeinsider.com?r=1

You’ll be whisked away to L.A., join the MTV News team and report on the
days leading up to the night of the big show and the star-studded after
party.Registration goes through midnight EST on May 5th, 2009.

Here's an interview with Laura, and the reason why my status message said convulsing candy:

"Breaking Dawn" has reportedly gotten the green light by Summit Entertainment, as the fourth movie in the "Twilight" saga, according to TheWrap.com, although a rep for Summit Entertainment, the film's producer, told MTV News late Monday afternoon that the report is untrue.

TheWrap.com reports that a source close to the film's production said that "Breaking Dawn" will start shooting in the spring of 2010.

"Breaking Dawn" would follow production of the third "Twilight" film, "Eclipse," which Drew Barrymore recently revealed she won't be directing. Chris Weitz replaced Catherine Hardwicke on "New Moon," and it is widely believed that Juan Antonio Bayona will tackle "Eclipse," although a director has yet to be confirmed by Summit.

The anonymous Summit executive who spoke to The Wrap said that there was no production schedule for "Breaking Dawn" yet and no current plans to shoot in Vancouver, but the stars of the film will reportedly get some time off after finishing "New Moon" before they begin work on "Eclipse."

"Twilight" was released last November and was an instant smash at the box office. Because of the first film's success, "New Moon" was green-lit and will be released on November 20, 2009, and "Eclipse" should be in theaters in June 2010. "Breaking Dawn" would hit the release docket later that year.

Just last week, the rest of the "New Moon" cast was revealed, including "Twilight" newcomers Dakota Fanning and Michael Sheen as members of the "legendary Volturi, a venerable coven of vampires who weigh and impose the laws of the vampire world." read more...

Monday, April 20, 2009

DOES THIS EXPLAIN OUR SADDDDASSS LIVES WELL ENOUGH? HAHAHA.

SCREW REALITY!

there are some creepy ppl out there. poor PATTY!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

daniel --fucking-- gale

after watching rob play daniel gale in the bad mother's handbook

me: just finished it
hes SO cute in it
kaycob: omg
yay
me: sooooooo cute
i giggled
a lot
basically every scene he was in
kaycob: in those youtube vids, his feet look funny even when he walks backward
me: dude
kaycob: so adorkable
me: hes SO skinny
its not even skinny jeans
its like...skinny pants
but his legs are so long
his socks show
kaycob: hahahaha
me: its...amazing
i love him
so much
bobby who?
kaycob: hahahaha
bobby beer bottle long
me: i hate that rob exists
HATE
kaycob: yeah its not fair
how can we go back to normal life
me: i wnat to cry
cuz im so angry
kaycob: LOL
me: that he doesnt exist in my life
except as a fantasy
kaycob: stupid rob
me: hahahahaha
this is SO bad
kaycob: write some books so we can turn them into real movies
its the only way
me: ugh
its like...fuck
what?!
like...how?
kaycob: our lives have been ruined
me: HAHAHA
its ALL your fault
kaycob: for instance, bobby was so close...
me: i cant even talk
im kstewpiding
kaycob: its soooo close
such a tease
i cant stand it
it makes me want to do something more with my life so i can reach them
or something
LOL
me: hahahaha
im blogging this convo
kaycob: we are LOSING IT girl
hahahahahahaaa read more...

look who's getting hunky

Would you grab his beer bottle?

jocose: Will you sign our cds for us?
Bobby: Sure! Places beer bottle snugly between legs to free up his hands to sign.
kaycob: Do you want me to hold your beer for you?
Bobby: thrusts pelvis forward
kaycob: dying, quickly glancing around to see if anyone else is noticing this
Bobby: holds thrust a beat too long, giggles, hands bottle to kaycob

So there was my chance at immortality and I missed it. I should have reached, grabbed, tapped, squeezed, anything! *hanging head in shame* read more...

last night was all bobby long...this morning...i am back to rob full force...can't get away from this guy...hes too good!

here's a shitload of instyle outtakes: robsessed (set 2: kill me now)

nerd rob (i LOVE it!!!)

a fan encounter from Malicious Mandy last night at the dills show in vancouver:

I say to him "I am shaking" he says "why?" with a smile... I tell him
he makes me nervous!!!! he tells me he gets nervous too - or don't be
nervous or something along those lines - with a smile.... *melts*

I did not think I'd be so shooken up - i was literally
shaking and grinning and just - - a total mess ha ha ha Rob was so sweet, he
smiled and laughed and although soft spoken was responsive to
conversation.... :)

(<melts> is correct)

and then rounding it off with this picture from Twilightheaded

rob: please don't be angry...you'll always be my number 1...

thank you

thanks for a great night ladies...

im going to guess you'll be seeing this when you wake up...so GOOD MORNING!

thank you bobby long...for one of the greatest nights...EVER!

Friday, April 17, 2009

Forgot New Moon

New Moon speculation is so old and tired now...let's start figuring out Eclipse! Think they will have a hot newborn cast?

i swear im not 14

From spinner.com:

If 1994's 'Dookie' elevated Green Day from the Bay Area to national punk kings, 'American Idiot' -- the band's 2004 rock opera which chronicled the adventures of fictional character St. Jimmy -- cemented the trio's status as a world-class rock band. This time 'round, the band is doubling down on ambition.

Green Day's highly-anticipated new album, '21st Century Breakdown,' produced by Butch Vig, is as grand as it is adventurous, featuring 18 songs broken up into three chapters -- 'Heroes and Cons,' 'Charlatans and Saints' and 'Horseshoes and Handgrenades' -- and two new protagonists: Christian and Gloria.

In a wide-ranging, hour-long conversation, frontman Billie Joe Armstrong talked with Spinner about the new album, what he thinks of right-wing conservatives, his love for Robert Pattinson and the two things he'll never, ever do.

Who would you want to play Christian and Gloria if this were given a big screen adaptation?

The girl that played in 'Juno' [Ellen Page] -- I think she could be Gloria. The song 'East Jesus Nowhere' -- I got the title from 'Juno.' There was that one part where the mother goes, "Why are you driving out in East Jesus Nowhere to go hang out with that couple." And it was like, "Oh my god, I've heard of Bumf--- Egypt, but East Jesus Nowhere? That's amazing."

And Christian, I'm gonna say maybe that kid in 'Twilight' [Robert Pattinson]. He's a good actor. There's still more to come with that kid.

get ready for tomorrow...

OMR

Apparently Robert Pattinson had a good reason for not showing up at castmate and friend Jackson Rathbone's concert up in Vancouver the other night—we're told he wasn't in town!

According to exacting flying sources, sexy Robby touched down in L.A. Monday (with his management not far behind him) and caused quite the stink. Literally...

Kaycob update: well...twicrack has posted that Rob was spotted in Vancouver last night.

And for those of you who are wondering why any of this Rob stalking is relevant, it's because a few of us are heading to a Bobby Long concert tomorrow night in LA. Bobby, who wrote the lovely "Let Me Sign" from the soundtrack, is good London buddies with Robby and Sammy (and Rob was at Sam's Vancouver shows a few weeks ago).

I can't believe I know any of this. *burying face in hands* read more...

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Run Rob Run!

And now for some classic Twilight videos, please enjoy our presentation of Rob running..

Cedric! Looks like he's skipping or hopping

so jacksper is single...

I must be totally dense or completely in denial...I didn't realize that pics & posts of Ashley Greene with Ian Somerhalder meant anything but wow look, Ashley has good looking friends who happen to be boys who she happens to take to her good looking vampire husband's band's show.

She's got great taste in men. While at Jackson Rathbone’s concert earlier this week, New Moon’s Ashley Greene was spotted with Ian Somerhalder–or as I know him better, Boone from Lost. They make an absolutely adorable couple, and one witness said that “The two seemed really happy and kissed throughout the show”–which matches up with Allie’s description that they were dancing closely and “intimate and absorbed in each other in the midst of a huge crowd of Twilight fans.”

But apparently, the Alice/Jasper real life fairy tale has been long gone for awhile. According to a months old twilight lexicon interview:
Lexicon - The Twilight fans always want to know the actors relationship status.
So on that note, are you single?

Jackson - Hehehe... I'm single and loving it.

This post was just an excuse for a Jacksper picspam! read more...

rob smells...



sure sure rpattz smells of roses or man musk or stinky pits...who cares??  i want to know what alex smells like. and srsly how dope is that black trenchcoat?

Edward Cullen = Henry Cavill

In light of the interesting Edward pictures that have been posted on this wonderful blog of ours...I'd like to say...will the real Edward Cullen please stand up? And there he is, looking good no matter the angle...

I think Henry is practicing his vampire bite here...

I hope you had a waterproof cover on your keyboard...oh and-close your mouth! act like a lady!

Jailbait!

Even if you are an Edward/Rob fan, you have to hand it to wolfman Taylor Lautner...those abs...and those tight little shirts hugging his manly curves...he's doing quite well, and you know you are catching yourself saying..Jailbait jailbait! I love you! At least till 2010 when he's legal. ;) It's not a diss to Edward, we still love our Edward/Rob...doesn't mean we can't have other eyecandy laying around. I'm sure that's EXACTLY what Bella was thinking...wow. For once, I identify with her wholly!