"once a month"

in light of the recent discovery that yeacob is still in "twilight denial"...

y: onaspecialdiet.blogspot.com...scroll down a little..i just posted the hi def trailer
S: AH! that's YOURS!...ahahaha!!!!!
y: it's the 3rd post
S: is it your blog???
y: don't laugh!
S: about twilight???
y: i contribute to this blog like once a month
S: i'm not!! i'm so excited!
y: my friends started it
S: ahaha!
y: but i came up with the title
S: i LOVE IT!
y: and unicorn helped me design the banner
S: heehee
y: but it's just me and 3 other girls
S: i love it.
y: we are all exteremely embarrassed
S: love you!!!!
y: so it's a big step, me sharing with you! hehehe

...this post is dedicated to her. twilight widowers anonymous hits another ball out of the park:

My wife was in Twilight Denial. And I realized this was not the first time. She told the clerk at the video store that she was buying the Twilight DVD for her niece. The only problem is - she has no niece. She bought the books "for our son" when our son hadn't shown the slightest interest in the series at all. And I suspect that she is not the only Twilight Addict to be in denial about the depths of her problem.

Somehow, up until now, I had missed all the classic signs of Twilight Denial:

Refusal by your wife to acknowledge any previous interest in Twilight whenever it is brought up in public.

Wife claims that she did not enjoy the film when subject is broached, or weakly admit "it wasn't too bad."

When guests comes to your house, your wife spends the previous afternoon hiding any Twilight paraphernalia.

Wife makes concerted efforts to suppress any emotional response whenever the words "Robert Pattinson" are uttered.

You begin to get e-mails from Twilight bloggers asking if she is okay because she hasn't logged on or commented in days.

please read the rest of the hilarity (and the comments) here